Eat your heart out Paula Dean. |
If you haven’t heard of Epic Meal Time, the team consists of a bunch of misfits who use their collective efforts to come up with recipes Martha Stewart would have nightmares about.
By chicks, he means eggs. |
Every other episode mainly consists of something like this though:
No joke. |
Given the nonchalant nature of the Epic Meal Time gang, a last-minute costume might go unnoticed during Halloween festivities. Here are some essentials you must have to truly establish yourself as a star of Epic Meal Time.
What You’ll Need:
- A bottle of Jack Daniels (preferably a handle)
- Bacon (the more, the better)
- Bacon strips t-shirt
- Muscles glasses’s glasses (any aviators will work)
- A Canadian accent (Jack Dahnials, anyone?)
- Bieber hoodie
- Chest hair galore
- Did I mention the bacon?
Who This Costume is For:
- Food connoisseurs
- People who have an excessive amount of body hair
- Lovers of all things artery clogging
- Anyone looking for an excuse to carry food with them to feed the drunchies during Halloween
Rating: Medium
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