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Dragception Idea of the Year: Jo Calderone

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Jo Calderone provides the best opportunity for “dragception” there has ever been in years. How many people can say they’re a man dressed as a woman dressed as a man? Or even a woman dressed as a man that's actually a woman? It’s enough to make your head spin.

So lovely.
Lady Gaga is such a iconic modern pop figure that she makes for a brilliant costume every year and every season. Her most talked about outfit (or stage act) this year is none other than Mr. Calderone. Rather than running into the blonde glitzy pop star clone army this halloween, be a pop star in disguise and shine in the niche shadows of those who are in the know about Jo Calderone.

Low key glamour is the way to go!

This costume is for the ambitious hair-gel owner this halloween. Not only does it require at least a pound of styling products but flair, personality, and little quirks are a must for the role to really come to life. If you're already looking for a Lady Gaga costume, then this is the one to strive for (although the meat dress is my second favorite option).

Another great reason to love Lady Gaga (unless you're PETA).
What you'll need:


  • Italian good looks
  • A 3lb bucket of hair-gel
  • A suit so skinny that Michael Jackson would proud to wear it
  • Cigarettes galore!
  • Never forget the plain white tee


    Who this costume is for:

    • The most ambitious of little monsters
    • New York Italian men who are looking for an easy costume
    • People who need to get rid of all their hair products

    Rating: Medium (could be more or less of a stretch for some people)


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