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Real Life Zombie Idea of the Year: Luis Suárez

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This year may have presented many new and exciting dangers that we can potentially die from. Drone strikes are forever ruining the idea of blue skies all the while, Ebola sleeps in our wake. Despite the introduction of these new terrible world dangers, 2014 is still one of my favorite years largely because it hosted the World Cup and boy do I love the World Cup.


Large sports events are going to boast many heroes and titans but, by far, my favorite figure is the one painted as a villain. Meet Luis Suárez from Uruguay who is most famous for chomping on his opponents in all sorts of zombie fashion.


Having suffered his third warning for biting his opponents, Suárez was forced into suspension to think about his flesh eating ways but his antics will always live on in glory as our favorite real life zombie costume.




Who this costume is for:
  • Football fans around the world 
  • Those who think the impending zombie apocalypse may have already started in Brazil
  • All those who love bearing their teeth
What you'll need:
  • A Uruguay or Liverpool uniform
  • Teeth
Rating: Easy

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